So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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