News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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