The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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