I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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