the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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