Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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