apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i can't believe i had my finger in that
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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