we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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