While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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