YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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