@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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