Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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