YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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