Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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