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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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