I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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