sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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