he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its not stalking. its research.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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