I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
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now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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