I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize