yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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