yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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