I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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