His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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