This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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