I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
