god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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