508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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