so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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