the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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