Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

(1-313): View more from Michigan

so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

(313): View more from Michigan

Thats gay

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...

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(607): View more from New York

you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later

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(253): View more from Washington

The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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(803): View more from South Carolina

For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.

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(845): View more from New York

you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic

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(407): View more from Florida

Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.

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(256): View more from Alabama

He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying

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