would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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