Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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