You can't special order awesome
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
