never play flip cup with pint glasses
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I want to fling myself into the sun
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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