Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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