I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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