come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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