Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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