and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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