There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized