she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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