I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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