you didnt know i had herpes?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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