Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Terrible idea I love it
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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