im drinking this country out of the recession.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize