Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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