Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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