This girl is more easily done than said...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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