He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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