Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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