So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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