This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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