You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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