If i come over, it means nothing
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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